she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
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Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
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When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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