So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
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pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
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Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
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