I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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