we have officially lost it.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I believe in your delicious
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Randomize
