i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Randomize
