she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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