my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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