my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
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Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
being pregnant is like rehab
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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