But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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