dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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