no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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