he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
You're earring is so big in my mouth
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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