On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
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dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
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It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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