i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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