The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Define "chronic" masturbator.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
