She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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