But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I bet he comes in French.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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