I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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