I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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