idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
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There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
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You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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