Someone shit on the floor
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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