that's an acceptable place to lick
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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