there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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