dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Randomize
