what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
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