I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Someone shattered a urinal.
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It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
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After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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