I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I think my vagina is haunted
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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