I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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