Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
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This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
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You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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