ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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