her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
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I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
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Everyone says I win the strip club
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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