He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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