by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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