She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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