Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
home. puking in laundry basket.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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