Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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