You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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