Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
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On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
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I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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