if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
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so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
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Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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