Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
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You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
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Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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