drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
my sisters under your porch take her home
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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