spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
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