Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
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I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
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I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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