When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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