Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
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I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
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She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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