tell your sister to shave her snatch
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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