So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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