There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.