Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
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it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
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I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?