i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
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Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
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You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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