i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
