i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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