It's like God shit irony all over that family
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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