So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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