I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
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Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
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Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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