were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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