dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
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I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
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I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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