Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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