Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
Randomize
