ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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