once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
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Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
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I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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