Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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