we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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