Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
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Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
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ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!