Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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