Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
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Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
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Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
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