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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Thanks for last night it was amazing as always

  (703): View more from Virginia

  What are you talking about

  (240): View more from Maryland

  You've got to be kidding me

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• (650): View more from California

  ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.

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• (760): View more from California

  double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...

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• (760): View more from California

  i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision

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• (518): View more from New York

  We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.

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